Today, on the way home a car rode right up on my bumper (she was so close I couldn’t see the hood of her car) and then finally veered into the other lane*. I gave her the Look but then started to smile because her license plate spelled out Rock Lobster.
We sat out on the deck of a local sports bar for lunch today. We were the only ones out there and our waitress told us they were really busy inside. My co-worker helped himself to soda several times. I now consider him dangerous because he knows how to work the soda gun and you never know when that might be used against us if the situation is just right.
I’ve been sifting through loads of documents recently and have found that they are mostly full of misspelled words. I’ve also been reading slides from PowerPoint presentations and, lord, have mercy, some people should just step away from the PowerPoint. One presentation I read had 5 different backgrounds in as many slides.
*Sorry for all the driving related references this week. I’ve seen loads of crazily bad driving this week.