Yesterday on the way home from the office, I stopped at Kroger to pick up a few things (mostly cat food so they don’t starve while we’re gone next week). I noticed a 40-something man in the aisles wearing a dark suit and a khaki colored shirt…no buttons just a crew neck. I think he thought he looked cool.
As luck would have it I got behind him in the checkout line and the supervising cashier (she was trying to train 2 new cashiers at the same time) pointed to the floor as she walked over the item and said someone lost their card. I waited until she was out of the way and picked it up. It was a grey blood donor card. I looked at Rico Suave and asked is this yours? He said “Yes, but it is just a blood donor card. It wouldn’t do anyone any good.” Then he slipped it into his velcro wallet. Ok, pal, here’s two clues…(1)no one wants your blood donor card and clearly two people saw it and one stepped over it and the other one returned it to you and (2) you have a velcro wallet. You are in your 40s and you carry a wallet similiar to the one I got when I was about 12.