Because I know you’ve been sitting on the very edge of your seats, I’m giving you an update on taking Allegra. I am not exaggerating one little bit when I tell you last week during dinner, I exclaimed to the better-half that I could chew my food and breathe at the same time. This is truly a miracle–right up there with madonnas that weep blood.
My whole life I’ve never been more than arms length from a tissue. Seriously. I’m not sure why I didn’t consider taking an allergy medication ages ago. I guess I had some misguided idea that taking drugs was bad. I should have been more concerned about my addiction to Extra-Strength Puffs. I bet we’ll save hundreds of dollars on tissues this year–ok, maybe not.