Buckle Up Baby

So, I was just staring out the window while my computer rebooted and saw a man, a woman and a small child exit the building. The man was swinging a baby carrier like it was a bucket. There was an actual baby in that carrier–maybe he was being held in by the centrifugal force–who knows. Then the man opened the back door of the car and just dropped the carrier into the backseat so it looked like it was wedged up against the back of the passenger seat. The man got into the front seat and strapped himself in. The woman buckled up the small child and then, I suppose, she put a belt or something on that baby carrier. I couldn’t really tell because of the blinds in my office window and the fact that sunshine was glaring off the windshield. She was fiddling around in the back seat much longer than it would take her to strap that small child in so I can only assume she actually buckled that baby carrier in. What I want to know is does that woman rue the day she ever met that man? What a lazy so-and-so and he was swinging that carrier around like a bucket. Freak.