Saturday night I had on a shirt that has lycra in it. I entertained myself by pulling on the sleeve until it was way past my hand and then letting it go so that it flapped back into the proper shape. This was in front of the better-half’s family.
Just a little bit ago I rubbed my thumb across my desk chair to make farting noises. I added to the drama by raising up on one cheek. I have to admit that I could fool anyone with my latest office skit.