Madam President

Last night I had a dream that I was about to take the oath of office as President. I was terribly concerned about the woman who was going to be the White House chef, “Sweetie”, and couldn’t find her (always thinking about the food). Turns out she was checking out the kitchen. Then I remember feeling like I’d better find the bathroom but I had to wait in line because there were lots of women using the bathroom (it was the inauguration after all). While waiting in line I thought after I’m President I won’t have to wait in line.