Ways to Torture Me

Way Number 1 to torturing me: if I speak to you, speak back. You have no idea how long it took me to get to the point where I feel okey dokey about saying hello, smiling, etc (I was once very shy). I know you don’t know me but I see you frequently in the hallways and ladies room and it won’t kill you to pretend to be friendly. Otherwise I may retaliate to your rude behavior by calling you the nasty nickname I have for you.

Way Number 2 to torturing me: not keeping your websites up, blogspot. What is your problem anyway?

Way Number 3 to torturing me: if I tell you we (as in our company) are not interested in whatever crap you are selling don’t go around me and send us email asking us the same damn thing I just told you we weren’t interested in…just because I sit at the desk closest to the door doesn’t mean I don’t wield the power, sales jerk.

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