I look like a muppet today. The left side of my upper lip is at least twice as big as the right side. I’m not sure why one side is looking like a bad experiment with a lip implant. I have no idea how it happened, one minute I was fine and the next I turned into a freak show.
I was evidently bitten by a bug while we took a quick swim or I’ve suddenly become allergic to something. I did blow water out of a noodle a couple of times but as with most things involving my lips, I used all parts of my lips so I don’t think it came off the noodle.
I’ll be having lunch in today and hiding at my desk. Mah-Na Mah-Na.