I was behind a Ford Ranger XLT in that bluish-green color that I despise when I found something even more disgusting than the bumper sticker that said something to the effect of “My other 4X4 has 4 legs”. Well, first off, the Ford Ranger XLT is not a 4×4. Seriously, how dumb.
Secondly, I was both horrified and nauseated by the rest of the truck. In the back window I could see a tension rod stretched across with little curtains hanging from the rod. The curtains appeared to have frogs on them. The back of the seats had frogs perched as if to kiss the back of heads of the driver and passenger. If they actually needed to use the head rest, say if they were in a collision, those weird little stuffed animal frogs would probably pile drive right through their skulls.
I had to have a stiff drink when I got home.