Sometimes you’re the windshield

This morning:
1) I went downstairs and found the vase of roses tipped over on the kitchen table. Water on the floor and a notebook ruined (Lucy).
2) The better-half was packing up his laptop to head to a client site and he stepped in a massive ocean of cat vomit (Simon).
3) I was cleaning out a cabinet so that it can be moved tomorrow and someone decided to help (Lucy):

4) When she was done with the cabinet, Lucy knocked a bunch of stuff that I’d stacked on the guest bed to the floor.