Behold the newest addition to my desk:
It’s dead simple to make. Go out to the parking lot. Find a stick. Use masking tape to tape off the sharp edges and then write the word CLUE on it. Begin whacking people on the head. Clues start dropping into their thick skulls.
I think it’s officially time to start therapy.
I will only need therapy when I start beating everyone I see with it…you’ve been here. You know how it is.