This was in my chair when I got back from lunch (sorry about the crappy picture–taken with cell phone and quickly so I wouldn’t be seen taking a picture of it): 
The secret pal has struck again. I realize that the sentiment is what’s important and that the giver was being nice. BUT HOLY COW I WANT TO PLUCK OUT MY EYES!
You have more restraint than me. I’d be feeling a bit of rage. What was it? A flier? Or a full out bible? Grr…I’d be wanting to pluck out others’ eyes.
It is a plaque…framed and ready for hanging. I guess I’m supposed to proudly display it in my office.
We have our big “reveal” next month and I don’t know how I’ll contain myself. The level of crap I’ve received has been astounding…the list I initially contributed of things I like has had nothing to do with what I’ve received. I’ve been trying to buy small things for my pal based on her likes and so it seems very one sided to me. I won’t be signing up for another six months.