Today I bought a $5 raffle ticket off someone in one of my classes. I occasionally consider buying raffle tickets to be nice. A lot of times I lie and say I gave at the office and keep my $5 to spend on beer.
Well, wouldn’t you know that some creative person has figured that ploy out. I bought a $5 ticket tonight for a raffle in which the grand prize is a wheelbarrow filled with 50 liquor bottles. Not only do you get to keep the wheelbarrow but there is an assortment of booze in it. 50 bottles o’ assortment.
I swear to you if there is a raffle I was meant to win, it’s this one.