Get A Room

Last night we spent the night in Baltimore. The hotel wasn’t much but it was convenient. This morning while we were waiting for our friends to get ready, we made a list of all the things you could do without taking more than 100 steps out of the hotel.

Here’s the list:

  • Get a room
  • Eat at the restaurant
  • Get a drink at the bar
  • Enjoy a conference in one of the many conference rooms
  • Work out in the fitness center
  • Take a dip in the pool
  • Take in a show at the dinner theater
  • Catch a bus at the bus station
  • Grab a slice of pizza before getting on the bus
  • Hang out at the truck stop
  • Get your big rig washed
  • Have lunch at the Road Kill Cafe while having your rig washed
  • Hitchhike with a trucker
  • Pay your respects at two cemeteries
  • Grab a Big Mac
  • Strike matches and leave them in the ashtray of your Non-Smoking Room
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