I’d Like To Get Off The Ride Now

I’m up to here in news that sucks and I’d really like to hear something good now. The list is actually pretty long and the items on the list include but are not limited to:
health problems that are annoying and include a round of Cipro
health problems that are long term and include an upcoming ultrasound
no news is not good news as far as the job is concerned; staff meeting just made everyone in my unit rage with the stupidity
divorce (no, the better-half and I are fine)
and, I can’t remember the other thing but, damn, I’m ready for vacation.