After work we dropped off the better-half’s truck at the shop for some routine maintenance. We stopped by a Target so I could buy a book bag for school. Guess which one I found a)thin and flimsy b)covered in cartoon faces or c)solid, good construction.
The better-half looked over at me and said, “I’m seeing a schoolgirl.” And then he sort of leered. Ah, inappropriate lusting in the housewares aisle.
After we found the book bag and shared the inappropriate lusting, we walked around the store to drink in the madness that is “back to school”. School supplies on the floor, microwave oven boxes jumbled about, wandering zombies, etc. One woman wearing a sheath dress and sporting a HORRIFIC hair cut/color was reaming an employee a new one about the price of lamps. We couldn’t get out of that aisle fast enough.
Just take a deep breath. Inhale, exhale.
Yeah, I haven’t even started the back to school shopping and tomorrow starts the tax free shopping days here in Maryland. I think I’m doomed to have to go amongst the crazies since school starts next Monday.