My hotmail account is my trash email. I use it when placing online orders and I have a few newsletters that go to that account. The rest of the mail I get is spam. Some days I get better spam than others and so I present the Spam of the Day:
Seriously, don’t you wonder what a mutant dick looks like? Does it have an opposable thumb? Or am I thinking of this wrong and it can create a new weather system or turn objects into fire or ice or steal someone else’s mutant gift?
For some reason, I’m picturing a cork screw.
That cracked me up.