About 30 minutes ago I went into the upstairs bathroom. I never know how long meetings are going to last and hate to have to get up in the middle of one so I usually go prior to meetings.
I saw a small brown object on the bathroom floor and assumed it was a dead beetle. It was directly in my path so I kicked it with my left foot. That wasn’t a beetle it was a tiny turd and I ended up making it so much worse. I immediately threw a paper towel down on the floor and used the sole of my left shoe to clean up the mess. I took care of my own business and then wiped my shoe off again. Then, I washed my hands under really hot water. I’ve been in a wide-eyed mortified pose since that trip to the bathroom.
I’m having a princess and the pea problem with my shoe. I can just feel that residual poo eating its way through the sole of my shoe and making quick work of my sock. I’m feeling all icky. I need to take a shower.
I should tell you there are less than 10 people in my building and some of them are out today. I can’t decide if it is better not knowing who did it or if it would make me feel better knowing the identity of the offender.
That is just gross!
Ew, gross. You know, my husband and son step in dog poo all the time and what I do is literally soak their shoes in bleach water. You could take the soul of your shoe and just rub it really good with an old rath and lots of bleach. That should kill any poo residue.
Now, whoever left a turd on the floor at work has problems….how on earth do you think that happened? I mean, it just doesn’t make sense.
oops I meant “rag”, not “rath” *LOL*
I don’t think you’re too far off, Amy. Maybe a little wrath is in order!