Don’t Eat Their Cookies

The other night I was watching teevee and saw a disgusting commercial not once but many times. I’d like to let the marketing hacks, who came up with the commercial, know that I have no memory of what they were shilling because I’m so disgusted. The scene is a twenty something making cookies and gossiping and then she flashbacks into being a little girl sitting in the same place making cookies. The disgusting part is how she’s licking her fingers and smacking her lips as she puts cookies on a plate. Touching the cookies after licking every last one of her fingers. Whatever warmth I was supposed to feel was sucked away with the icing. Yikes.