Mom: Quick, Honey, turn on the TV the national morning shows are about to start.
Kid: Look Mom, there we are! We’re on TV! See, that’s us right there off to the left side running through the raceway complex.
Mom: Dear, I’m so glad you suggested we wear our sneakers. I totally knocked that woman and stroller out of my way and I couldn’t have done it if I was wearing my flip flops. Who in the world brings a small kid to a thing like that anyway?
Kid: Who knows. Look at that woman whining about how she didn’t get her a $50 i-book. What a loser.
Mom: Tell me about it. We need to call the computer doctor this morning to find out how much a new screen costs for the one we bought.
Kid: Don’t forget to ask him about replacing the CD-ROM and the touch pad.
Mom: We sure did get a good deal didn’t we?
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