A Very Special Thank You

I’d like to extend a very special thank you this morning to the 6 or 7 cars on the Shockoe Valley bridge that couldn’t pay attention to their driving. I’d like thank you for making me and a 1000 other people late for work. I’d also like to thank the brainiac in the white truck who got off the highway after the last exit before the bridge and then realized he was a flipping idiot so he backed up at a high rate of speed to get off on that last exit. The one he drove right past. Thanks for almost causing another accident which would have meant even more delay and injury all because you are a big fat turd.