I know that it is nearly the end of January and it is a little late to declare resolutions. That’s why I’m not going to declare my actual resolutions. I don’t make them because I never keep them. What I’ve been thinking about are resolutions that you might just be horrified to hear someone declare.
1) I’m going to be more sanitary in 2005.
2) I’m not going to pass on my syphillis this year.
3) I’ll swerve the other way when I see the neighbor’s dog in the street.
I’m sure there are others out there. Everyone always nods nicely when you hear someone telling their resolutions but if you were to hear one of the ones above you’d eventually think about what that person has been doing up until now.