The better-half is talking to his aunt. This is the aunt that is really pretty interesting but her problem is that she loves to talk. If there is empty air surrounding her, she fills it up with her talk, talk, talking. He has been on the phone for more than 45 minutes. Around here if you are on the phone for more than 15 minutes, that’s a long phone call. We’re just not sit around and chat on the phone people.
Before he returned her voice mail from a few days ago, the better-half said “I must warn you, sambuca is in my future”. I promised sexual favors and to pour him the drink if he kept me off the phone with his aunt. So far, I’ve poured one drink and will have to follow-up on the other part of the promise soon enough.
Update: Grand Total of Phone Call–2 hours and 50 minutes.