Now all you sucker DJs who think you’re fly

My apologies to everyone who has ever spent the night at my house on the World’s Lumpiest Mattress™. After sleeping in our guest bedroom for about 5 days due to all the painting in the master bedroom and the smell of the caulk on the new shower door in our bathroom, I’m so happy to report that we have finally moved back into the bedroom. Oh how I’ve missed my firm mattress. My promise to everyone who has slept in that guest bedroom is that we have plans for upgrading the mattress in there. I swear.