Last night we got a phone call from The Niece, actually my sister dialed the phone but The Niece was on the line pretty darn fast. And, this is what she said, “I Made Pee Pee In The Potty”. This, my friends, is BIG news. So big in fact that you don’t need to read the newspaper or watch tonight’s news show because everything else will pale in comparison. The Niece made Pee Pee In The Potty. She’s a potty training genius. She is.
An aside, she’s also the most polite 2 1/2 year old ever. After she told me the good news and I gave her a verbal high-five, she asked “May I speak to -insert better-half’s name here-?” That’s right she said May I. Not “let me speak to” or “I want to talk to”, but “May I”. The child is marvelous and she made Pee Pee In The Potty.