I don’t have a darn thing to talk about this morning so I thought I’d share my tale of woe. Get out the hankies.
I have never been to a Disney theme park.
I believe my growth as a person has been stunted and I may never fully realize my potential because of this. I also believe that some day I will go to a Disney theme park, but I’m not sure when since I spend nearly every second of my life trying to figure out ways to avoid large crowds of people who stand in the hot, hot sun on asphalt. My time of accepting wet dollar bills at KD (exactly why were the bills wet–water ride or sweat?) has made me afraid of large groups of people looking for obvious landmarks. (How my people skillz were honed–Their question: Where’s the Eiffel Tower? My answer: Look Up. )