Today for lunch we went to KFC. We actually ate in the store instead of doing the drive-thru. This is noteworthy and that’s why I even bring it up. While we were eating, a nimrod walked in and tried to order something not on the menu. Some kind of chicken sandwich. The cashier, who was very nice and efficient, said they didn’t have that item any more. Nimrod asked if he was at KFC. This is when the better-half and I locked eyes. The better-half asked me how nimrod could have missed the big picture of the Colonel when he walked in. I wondered what other chicken place was within 10 miles of this KFC.
Then for the love of God and all that is holy, the nimrod asked again if this was KFC. I asked the better-half to hold me back because I was going to hit that nimrod with the intelligence stick. The better-half suggested pulling out the clue stick instead.