I’ve been cleaning out closets lately and I found this penny underneath an old typewriter. I assume the weight of the old typewriter over the years finally did the penny in but I’ve never seen a penny that was damaged so much. It looks like something much worse happened to it.
I also found paystubs from when I worked in a little place I refer to as Hell. I can’t believe I stayed there as long as I did for so little dinero. I should have known not to work there because when I interviewed they were recovering from a fire. The fire probably came up from the trapdoor to Hell that the owner used to hang out with his friend Satan.