The Great Election Process

This morning when I walked into the office building I noticed a sign on one of the front ground floor office doors–”Coming soon the Virginians for John Kerry Election Process” or something like that. Great. That’s just what we need a bunch of democrats monopolizing the parking lot. Like we don’t already have a problem with people parking in reserved spaces. Now they’ll park there and it will be in the name of Democracy. Between you and me, I now believe the Kerry candidacy is dead. This is the only logical conclusion I can make from them choosing this building.